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If you are an attractive young woman who is trying to quit smoking Cigarettes and you decide to just bum you will still be able to smoke a half a pack a day.

lyrics

Cigarettes


You’re too young
to stop smoking all those cigarettes


You’re too young
to stop smoking all those cigarettes


Maybe I could love you if you loved someone else
It’s just too much pressure to do it all by myself


you can take me home like we’re both leaving town
or we can sit around and wonder what we’re supposed to do now


without my inhibitions i sit dead on the vine
i need to make my own mistakes before i make up my mind


nobody said you’re easy, but you’re easy to please
it would please me just as quick if you turn round and leave


You’re too young
to stop smoking all those cigarettes


it might be time to just bum
but you’re so pretty, they’d all just loan you one


You can ask questions in the corner
And answer all by yourself
Or leave me like your ex
From every story you tell


I'm one for messy starts
With strings still attached
But if she made you feel good
make her take you back


I always thought you had the sense
to leave an open door
if you didn’t want me
why do you always want more


nobody said it’s over, but it’s hard to forget
that you raced to break a promise without breaking a sweat

credits

from Too Big To Fail, released January 21, 2014
Recorded at Waterbury Studios with Eric Blomquist
Mixed by Aaron Hodgson.

Drums - Joey Van Phillips
Vocals - Ashley Gold
Keyboards - Omid Huttar
Bass - Sean McPherson
Vibraphone type stuff - Aaron Hodgson

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Twinkie Jiggles Broken Orchestra Saint Paul, Minnesota

Sean McPherson is an accomplished accomplice. He plays bass for Heiruspecs, Dessa and his solo project. He is the co-founder of Trivia Mafia, the best trivia company in Minnesota. If you are attempting to engage him in a conversation bring up salad bars, obscure hip-hop or facts related to the US Interstate System. Coffee: 2 creams, 9 splendas. Drink: Whiskey on the rocks. ... more

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